Pizza

Hit by a car, broke my collar bone, broke some ribs, punctured my lung, completely destroyed my brand new carbon fiber litespeed. Still in Ealing hospital, sorry I won't be there tomorrow, will try to get back to work sOon!

Ow, shit man. No good at all. We were in Red Lion and only heard collarbone.
Do you need anything? Do you want me to stream porn to your hospital tv or something?
Want some booze? Need someone to steal your drugs? I good for that kind of shit.