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- If there is hills, bulldoze'm flat
- Fix the weather
- Buses, metro, trams bad! Can you get them to stop further away? Ask the council to drop the subsidies
- Remove car parking inside 700m radius
- Quadruple the price of petrol
- Get a big-ass crow bar to pry the dead cold hands off the steering wheel of those the last two didn't make even flinch
- Give money for bike commuting. 25% rise for those who ride to work. Hire private detectives to check that they don't just ride the last block
- Get those living within walking distance to move a little further away
- Shrink your town so that no one lives more than 5 km away
- Ask your government to start a campaign stating that cycling is "way cool". Did you know that the Beatles and Harry Potter fads were started by government campaigns?
- Ask those with the "fearful of traffic" - excuse, if they have any delusions what would make their cycling safer. Make those delusions reality. Be prepared to be the one to live with those delusions while the fearful make new excuses.
- Don't listen to cynical people telling that you can't do it
- If there is hills, bulldoze'm flat
