• Hello,

    While clearing out I found a coat,
    a jacket, small and red.
    I know I'll never wear it,
    so I'm selling it instead.

    It's modest size would prolly fit
    a slimish bloke (five eight).
    It's smallish, but not tiny,
    splash-proof and lightweight.

    'twas never worn, so almost mint
    except for one small thing.
    A popper at the waste-line
    is currently miss-ing.

    I *don't *think this matters,
    you've zip and velcro bits!
    None of us are perfect,
    this jacket's still the tits.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/16525377@N07/5189381518/in/photostream/

    Yours for £25 (+ postage).

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