Help me, need to write an article soon!

Hey all,
It seems that's one of the most active board about polo on the web, and im fuckin late.
I need to write an article about polo for a new "fanzine" about bicycle here in geneva. I need to give it to designer to last sunday.
Could someone here help me:
-Find a subject to write about, who is not the history of bike polo or the explanation of the rules, too many article about this in switerzerland these days. A
or
-Write me the whole thing, and translate it in perfect french.
or
-Give me arguments to not do this article.

Thanks!
LDN rocks buddies!

Do an article on the shitest teams in polo?! I doubt that's been done before.
#cansaythAtnowimnotinoneofthem!:)

Write it about the history of Luca's gay polo bike. Begin with the cardboard disc covers.

Haha!

Do an article on the shitest teams in polo?! I doubt that's been done before.
#cansaythAtnowimnotinoneofthem!:)

i like this, serious!

Interview TS. He could've been a contender

ok there is some good ideas, and thanks todd for the article.
I need just some more informations, like keywords:
For example, just give me two words who describe the polo for you. This could be fuckin' helpful...

1. bike
   
2. polo
   

Gabes, you are my muse, my flame!

This may also help...

ok there is some good ideas, and thanks todd for the article.
I need just some more informations, like keywords:
For example, just give me two words who describe the polo for you. This could be fuckin' helpful...

1. no goal?
   
2. fuck you!
   

2 words max, max.

1. shit
   
2. talk
   

1. politics
   
2. suck
   

1. serious
   
2. business
   

1. stay
   
2. up
   

1.beer
2.co-ordination

1. Shuffle!
   
2. Penis!
   

1. dick
   
2. move
   

God, that's great!

Fav' for brendan now, and maybe max if it could be understandable by normal reader.

1. winners
   
2. bracket
   

just give me two words who describe the polo for you. This could be fuckin' helpful...

1. Dave
   
2. Brendan
   
   

:)

1. In...
   
2. they ...
   

fag golf