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Time for a list, here's my top ten so far, how dare the tagger say this is sad, just look at all the great things people have done:
1- I once gobbed into Joe Strummer's mouth.
2- my dad sat next to cliff richard on a plane once.
3- My Mum got jiggy with Steve Davis
4- i licked brian may's hair at the bar in the vip bit at brixton academy.
5- I once pissed on Quentin Tarrantino
6- I did a shit on one of the queens loos
7- I came home from college one day to find Keith Chegwin in our garden, trying to steal our cat.
8- I saw Phillip Schofield shitting into a plastic cup on the side of the A1.
9- I was on the billboard adverts for the Austin Maestro
10- My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper