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  • Just had an interesting 'meeting' with a representative of the Cycle Hire Scheme, heading east on Theobalds (13:46) ((Just before the crossroads with grays Inn))..... Me, in office attire, riding with the traffic at a good pace. Resresentative (for the purpose of this story, i will refer to him as cunt) about 6" off my back wheel, driving his van, texting on his Blackberry, not paying attention, I slow and move into the 'slow' lane as we approach the lights, and he drifts too close to me for comfort. So I stop, tap on his window, and ask him 'As a representative of Cycle Hire, should you erally be texting when driving, or should you be looking where your going?'

    Cunt replies 'Yeh, but bruv, did I knock you off? whats your game, you've stopped in the middle of the road' (Not technically true, as I had one foot on the pavement)

    After him trying to give me a earful of shit, I just said, 'Well, I hope you never lose any of your friends to some cunt that isnt paying attention when driving, because then you'll see things from my point of view'

    He face dropped, he put his blackberry down, looked at his feet, and pulled away.

    Class one tossrag.

    [/RANT]

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