Spotted...

Me loving E&C castle roundabout having a blue van come behind me honking his horn on the approach and telling me to move my fat ass out the way as he drove past me on the roundabout. So I punched him in the wingmirror

Nice work.

Yesterday during the super-congestion in town a really cunty van driver who tried to ram me and then deliberately t-boned me just sos I couldn't filter past him (almost sending me flying too).. fortunately he was so tightly packed in that he couldn't open the door and the traffic wasn't going anywhere, so he had to sit there and watch as I unscrewed his radio aerial (which I threw across the road) and flipped all his wing mirrors/windscreen wipers around, before hopping onto the pavement and fucking off.

It was worth all the traffic and danger just to see his rubbery red face scream at me from the cab of the van, when he was powerless to do anything about it :)