Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

A paedophobe would be somebody that's scared of paedos (anybody who reads The Sun every day, I guess).

A misopaedist, maybe?

Really? But a pogonophobe is frightened of beards, not beard-fetishists.

Everyone should be frightened of beard-fetishists - there's no need for a special term for it.