What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

The Effra full of wetlips and vagines.... and they are slowly starting to radiate to the surrounding area.
Barmaids are nice to look at, but i'd rather look at an ugly one who could get me a drink within half an hour of getting there... They need a lesson from Gwyn in bar managment skills and general awesomness.

Or a slightly lower bar so they know you're there...