Showers

We has showers.

They come off the hills and wash off the pig shit, sometimes thrice a month.

Anyroad, we can't smell our sens.

That's cause o't big pile of burning Southern jessies we keep lit at all hours.

Now stop bawling and get in t'whicker man, you namby pamby bastard!!!

I tried to convert this into english using Bablefish but it does not seem to have a northern option.

Oh and go for Baby wipes.. festival chic