White van driving wanker

anyone driving a white van is by definition a fucking savage, this statement is sweeping by intent.
look out for white vans and take preemptive action by giving them a wide berth from the initial sighting.
safest to assume that the driver is a sub-100 (IQ) with violent, bordeline sociopathic, tendancies and poor impulse control. not an unfair assesment of most white van drivers.

Hired a lwb transit at the weekend and took great delight in being nonchalantly disinterested whilst running extremely close to any aggressive 4x4 drivers, whilst taking every effort to be courteous and careful around cyclists.... saw a few fixed gears in Wandsworth and was tempted to shout DAS