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Man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you
have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you
usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go
home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she
asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been
there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners
and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. Then the National Game
comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son, I've been here
20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the
full-house and the national game on the same card. You must be the
luckiest man on Earth!"
"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky?! I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."
"Fuck me!" says the bingo caller. "He's won the raffle as well!!!"