Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

The whole of this thread is splitting my side at the moment:
http://gizmodo.com/comment/29310707

brilliant, particularly:

@Batmanuel: What's the deal with sex, anyway? I was with a woman once and inserted, then analyzed (pun intended) the mechanics, deduced that the rest of the act would just be repeating insertion/removal, pulled out and turned on the computer.

I hear there is something to do with an "orgasm" later in the act? Sounds hilarious and repetitive.