Ways not to lock your bike

Escaped posh Richard Curtis character turned up at 11.20 (I'd been hanging around in pubs since 9 on the offchance someone came back) and said she was terribly sorry.

I'd arranged for tools and more locks to come in a cab (to strip bike down to nothing except frame and rear wheel for an overnight stay) and lock up the wheels etc with more locks until whoever it was had hopefully gone by morning.

She paid me the £20 that had cost. Faith in humanity restored. Though not people's stupidity (she said this had happened before)

Well done. She's lucky it wasn't my bike. She'd of returned to find her bike chopped in half