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  • I saw 3 cops booking RLJ on bishopsgate, then got shouted at by an Aussie Hobby Bobby near London Bridge.

    Watch out.

    as far as I'm aware, the plastic filth do not have the authority to detain you and by that I mean, lay a finger on you. so if you ride off, no biggie. they'll just get on their radio

    this is the reason most of them give you the option: 'do you want a fine or a lecture?' *'they is frontin' bruv' *always so tempting to say it depends how long the lecture will be...

    don't take my word for it but in my experience, just be polite, bite your tongue, make like you care and you'll be off

    common sense usually prevails but if you're a dickhead you will get done. how profound...

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