North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Particularly enjoyed this description of the similarity between roadies & triathletes:

"Specifically, the area in which the Triathlete and the Roadie are most similar is in their ability to reduce cycling to a fitness-building exercise, suck the joy from it and discard it so all that is left is a desiccated Lycra shell."

And this of recumbent riders:

"Cyclists all notice one another, so when we see something that looks somewhat like a bicycle yet places the rider in an odd position with his feet kicking at the air as if he's defending himself from an attacking eagle, we become confused and disoriented."

If I had a fighting style, I would like it to be this.