Epic fail

Asymmetric haircut? Check. Spray-on skinny jeans? Check. Collection of weird 80s synth-pop on your iPod? Congratulations, you’re almost a hipster. Now all you need to complete your transition into a bona fide urbanite is a set of wheels – and only a fixed gear bike will do. Create makes bikes that you don’t have to be a hipster to ride, but riding one will definitely make you look cool.

Satire