Trade: Chrome Metropolis for Waterproof Backpack

To clear up any confusion, Joe Smith likes to tease me by referring to me as a female. This stems from the common misperception that I am female due to the "Nurse" part of my username, and the usual disappointment clearly visible in many of the forumengers' eyes when I arrive and I'm not a leggy blonde wearing stockings and PVC.

I live with the Nurse.

I can testify he is a female. He wears PVC, but not stockings.