Trade: Chrome Metropolis for Waterproof Backpack

It's the gourdon... Have a look at the website, I can't link as I'm on my phone..... It's more of a day bag, but its an excellent bit of kit....

I had a look at the Gourdon, I'm not sure I like the look of it. I know, I know, it's on my back, it's only people behind me who get to see it, but I've got to like it.

^ I first read that as " Her threaded cunt", what goes on in my mind?

To clear up any confusion, Joe Smith likes to tease me by referring to me as a female. This stems from the common misperception that I am female due to the "Nurse" part of my username, and the usual disappointment clearly visible in many of the forumengers' eyes when I arrive and I'm not a leggy blonde wearing stockings and PVC.