For Sale: 'Jesus is my brakes' stickers

'Is' or 'was'…

The floorboard creeks and out come the Jesus freaks...

ha ha creepin' jesus

'Is' or 'was'…

Is, was, and will be for all eternity...Jesus's Cuntness is omnipresent. Amen

'Jesus is watching you having a wank'

that makes Him a voyeur, and I always thought voyeurism was a bit perverted?

There is no where in the bible that states jesus can't watch you wank.

how about just 'Damn Jesus" and some Tynan security paste

How can this be blasphemous when it's the truth? I say make it a sticker and a t-shirt.

A fellow got prosecuted for wearing a T-Shirt with this written on it, not very long ago.

'Is' or 'was'…

Oh* Wayne...*

I'd prefer 'Apostle Wayne' if you don't mind skully…

how about,
'jesus thinks you're a cunt... just like everybody else'
or
'honk if you hate traffic jams'...
or
'honk if you had beans for breakfast'
or
'fixie skidder on board'
or
'godspeed'

face brake
i like this one

here's my contribution - props to unvanished for the original.

Here's mine:

TIRED FIXED

If this sticker said raptor jesus is my brakes, I would be all over that shit. But it doesn't.

I want this on a sticker..

"I'm all over your shit"

New hip thing. Get a "Biscuiiiiit!" sticker.

It's a new thing, so you probably don't get it yet.

I want this on a sticker..

"I'm all over your shit"

just needs a "Boing"
and a .... can i get a.....

does smoking give you gas.

And you asked that question here for what reason.

You need the ask any question answered thread, see also ask balki or indeed ask hipy threads.

i thought it would be a good sticker, and it was a question that i needed answering.

does smoking give you gas?

Hell's bells, this is mint! Have you made these? Can I have one?!

does smoking give you gas?

i smoke and i don't have any such PARP ...excuse me! problems

i smoke and i don't have any such PARP ...excuse me! problems

Farty