Any one on two wheels is a friend

To weed out the bedwetters and wetlips, we should have a subscription
Everyone pays a monthly fee(£2 each?) and at the end of the year we have a big LFGSS Christmas piss-up, Bright Times etc... any left overs can go in a big envelope for David & Hippy to go and buy some new Rapha clobber
Problem solved, everyone's a winner

Assos but thanks for thinking of me, sweetie. :)