Wanted: Borrow a spade, urgently

You're welcome to pop round to mine and take your pick from a selection of spades. SW2

This is a genuine offer, even if there is some bad punnage.

punnage.

What are you talking about?

Sorry I meant to type punnets.

Shovell ^.

Closing the thread now. Can't think of any final spade joke.. well I dont think this thread needs any more of that anyway.

Thanks to snowy for lending his out, all others that offerd to and everyone else for bumping the thread:)