Fixing Punctures / Puncture Repair / Exploding Tubes

Cool - you lot stand around wasting time whilst I get on and ride my bike; I've never, ever had a patch fail. Nor did my father so far as I can recall, and he raced and rode club for 50+ years.
Still, you know best.

I'm sure there are people we can find you in order to help you cope with this shocking revelation. www.theypickonmypatchingtechniquesupportline.com

I swap tubes when out on the road and repair punctures at home so I'm faster than you anyway.

I'm getting massive de ja vu on this whole discussion..