Spotted...

To the bloke on what appear to be a black Boardman steel fixed wheel bicycle with black straight fork (hasn't seen those before), I don't mind you RLJing in Wimbledon near the Savacentre in desperate attempt to keep riding, but PLEASE check behind you before you do so.

A kid on an MTB behind you saw you did that, and decided that it's worth RLJing because you do it and almost got hit by a HGV coming on the side, luckily the HGV saw the kid and brake sharply.

I hope you smear wasabi on your cock.

Surely this is a case of MTB boy being a belm, not the original rider?

If I had to spend every waking minute checking behind me to see which fuckers are copying me, I'd have to hire an assistant to take stock of all the plagiarism. Spare a thought for those of us who can't help being awesome.