For Sale: Bike shelf

Add a shelf to that sign

and the toilet floor bars.

Thats not a towel it where his Mum doesn't trust him to piss straight.

pukes in mouth

well ok im his mate and im selling it for him as he cant do it here himself. im presume you lot hate him....

His mate?

Try again...

Jesus christ. This guy is amazing.

Forum ride to kick his arse:

1. mashton
   2.
   

Start selling these mate!

i dont know what hes done on this forum in the past but i was just doing him a favour. as far as i can see hes not very popular here. however the bike shelf offer is still a very serious one.

Forum ride to kick his arse:

1. mashton
   
2. jonnylau
   
3. cyclotron
   
4. hubot
   

I'll take one please Jonny. Dark English Oak. Im using 38cm bars. I can meet for collection this week anywhere in Central London.

Forum ride to kick his arse:

1. mashton
   
2. jonnylau
   
3. cyclotron
   
4. hubot
   
5. Pistanator
   

jl9139@bristol.ac.uk

Balki - I think you need to spec the toptube diameter and whether its sloping or traditional geo.

Take the M4?

ok fine i can tell im not wanted here either then, see y' all later. was enjoying the forum until this jonny shit came up.

You are jonny, you fucking psycho.

May the spirit of the facepalm go with you, you lying theiving scumbag.

You are jonny, you fucking psycho.

Tears rolling down my cheeks

jonnypsycho

Definite mental health problems.

Remember people, sometimes copies are better than the original. Look at these deathstar cakes, far better than the 'original' deathstar!

ok fine i can tell im not wanted here either then, see y' all later. was enjoying the forum until this jonny shit came up.

It just had to be quoted again.

get the Jonnyrau meme's goin folks

Not meme, real stuff here.

He's getting smarter, either that or multiple personality disorder

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/31593d1286200925-jonnyrau_multiplefaces1.jpg

nah-he's just grown up watching the apprentice and thinking its a normal way for humans to behave... like totally inhuman leech.

I saw a company the other day who had made a blatant copy of my rosie pouch...it's just the way things are when you can't patent things for whatever reason.

the sad fact is that, as a designer, unless you find something patentable (a mecahnical mechanism, a manufacturing process or a material) your brand (and associated trademark/label) is the only thing you can forcibly protect. If this wasn't the case then we wouldn't have highstreet goods at affordable prices for the masses.

You're (not you personally AGB) either an elitist aristocrat or a socialist minion. Pick a side.

PS I know nothing of design, brand management politics or engineering.

Tears rolling down my cheeks

Yep... that was fucking great.