Spotted...

i dont spose any forumengers happen to work as a bike mangler at the brixton, effra road branch of pissing halfords? cos when i told you to go fuck yourself yesterday afternoon on account of you flatly refusing to lend me a spanner so i could fix a flat, and then proceeded to laugh at my predicament - i rrrrrreally meant it.

i know it's unlikey, but feels good to vent.
and the moral of the story is: take what you need to fix a flat with you. always.