i dont spose any forumengers happen to work as a bike mangler at the brixton, effra road branch of pissing halfords? cos when i told you to go fuck yourself on account of you flatly refusing to lend me a spanner so i could fix a flat, and then proceeded to laugh at my predicament - i rrrrrreally meant it.
^WTF?
why do you need a spanner to fix a flat?
(only joking, what a dick)