Spotted...

Chrome Charge rider heading east through Notting Hill with shoe straps, Fitness first bag and blue plastic dog tags dangling from your seat. I suggest, until your eyes work properly and your brain develops to a point where it can control your body's movements that you refrain from running further red lights.. you fucking wobbly idiot.

Also, one large FUCK YOU AND DIE to all the fucking ped cunts who don't know what the difference between red/green men, think that talking on their phone is more important than watching the road, and all the other cunting things outlined in every other 'dumb cunt ped thread' ever posted on every bike forum. Fuck you all you selfish, ignorant cock-smoking fucktards.

Fuck you all.

Fuck you all.

Fuck heads.

(smacking never did me any harm :))

^This^ at the pedestrian crossing between St Pancras and King's Cross Stations. Always with the suitcase in tow.