Spotted...

Hippy. Drop shoulder. Give a good barge..

Jonny
pretty much blanking me and fluff on waterloo rindabight.

never! would never do that. but was in mid chat as part of a nice roll in with chopsicle this morning.

good to see you and the fluff. as always. x

Also, one large FUCK YOU AND DIE to all the fucking ped cunts who don't know what the difference between red/green men, think that talking on their phone is more important than watching the road, and all the other cunting things outlined in every other 'dumb cunt ped thread' ever posted on every bike forum. Fuck you all you selfish, ignorant cock-smoking fucktards.

Have you considered cycle training with a companion course in anger management?

Have you considered cycle training with a companion course in anger management?

/scoble

Hippy. Drop shoulder. Give a good barge..

I'm too fucking nice.

I'll die one day saving some worthless piece of shit that's staring into their fucking coffee, listening to Alanis Morishit on their iFlange.

good ride to the office then Hippy?
;)

Yeah, happiness is a wet ride to work.

Have you considered arming yourself with a variety of small arms and stabbing weapons?

Yes, yes I have.

While pedestrians (and most other road users) are quick to point out when cyclists aren't sticking to the rules, we're also treated as insignificant when we prevent people from getting where they need to be.

I've had so many stops caused by pedestrians who have seen me coming, only to cross anyway.

I can't stick that.

Chrome Charge rider heading east through Notting Hill with shoe straps, Fitness first bag and blue plastic dog tags dangling from your seat. I suggest, until your eyes work properly and your brain develops to a point where it can control your body's movements that you refrain from running further red lights.. you fucking wobbly idiot.

Also, one large FUCK YOU AND DIE to all the fucking ped cunts who don't know what the difference between red/green men, think that talking on their phone is more important than watching the road, and all the other cunting things outlined in every other 'dumb cunt ped thread' ever posted on every bike forum. Fuck you all you selfish, ignorant cock-smoking fucktards.

Fuck you all.

Fuck you all.

Fuck heads.

(smacking never did me any harm :))

^This^ at the pedestrian crossing between St Pancras and King's Cross Stations. Always with the suitcase in tow.

^And outside london bridge!!

^And Cannon Street^

Oh, i think i saw wools on bishopsgate on a geared bike... Saw the bike, fleetingly saw a man i thought was wools, tried to scream DAS but got as far as DA... and ended up in a squeak... Shock i think...

^This^ at the pedestrian crossing between St Pancras and King's Cross Stations. Always with the suitcase in tow.

^And outside london bridge!!

^And Cannon Street^

^And turning left onto High Holborn from Kingsway!^

And London.

Every bit of road from commute begin to commute end.

I'm sure if I was paying more attention I would've seen some ped staring at the ground whilst walking across my doorstep as I wheeled the bike out.

waterloo rindabight.

Is that an attempt at my accent?

I'm too fucking nice.

I'll die one day saving some worthless piece of shit that's staring into their fucking coffee, listening to Alanis Morishit on their iFlange.

I like Alanis Morissette...

I like her too.. baked in a moderate oven for 45 minutes.

Sumo falling off on walworth road at 4am, sorry

my hip really fucking hurts.

Happened to me once.. Found out I'd actually fractured it..

Just saying

Always with "the suitcase" in tow.

Dude on a nice blue frame, black drops, yellow back wheel and white/yellow tyre. yellow front with black tyre. reads a bit leary but it was a nice bike!

riding across Southwark Bridge road going South - wearing a black/blue and yellow lfgss type old school cap.

brb, taking a shit load of pain killers.

brb, taking a shit load of pain killers.
I know that feeling...

SO what happend young hipster?

pulled a skid, hit the floor.