NE London Bike Polo: Wednesdays: Mitchison Road N1 / Weekends:Hackney Downs E5

We waited while some guys finished their footie game, then some little scallies jumped in and tried to play half court.

They got bored and fucked off but then started throwing apples at us. Mike went to tell them to fuck off and one of their big bruvvers came over all gangster and tried to large it about, called his mates to bring some hammers, bats and knives down to sort us out.
Then he called the cops and told them Mike was threatening his little bruv with a club, then we called the cops and told them what actually happened.

Cops turned up and did nothing, then the big boys crew turned up and took over the court, cops still did nothing.

All good fun.

One policewoman did suggest we asked the council for a key, or bring our own lock so we can keep the door locked while we're on court.

Sorry guys. I should have just ignored them.

Also, I would never play on that or possibly any public court if the gate was locked.