Pizza

Tell you what, when you're ready to pay, bell me up and I'll pay for you all over the phone

That's really generous, G. Thanks.

.....and I'll get a Stevie Gerrard tattoo on my neck

You could get "you'll never walk alone" on your old fella.

It'll need the full lyrics ;-)

Yeah, yeah.

So G, what's the news, are you bedwettin' ?

It'll need the full lyrics ;-)

pretty sure Y.N.W.A will have trouble fitting

Pisti is a wetlip and a bedwetter.

with a small knob

It's my local Awesome Pizzeria(tm) so you can all get fucked. I'll take the missus some other time.

Aww balls, had a lovely joke to share with you too G.

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

smoke some hooch before watching this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

I'm 75% back in, I'll have a better idea around 5pm....

I thought you were going to be my chaperone. If you don't come, there is no telling where I'll end up/if I'll make it home.

Gutted I am not coming to this. It is 3 hours since breakfast and I could totally destroy one of those pizza miracles right now.

Kattie, you're gonna love it. Just be wary of G's "shortcuts" home.

Oh gawd, I missed this jaunt.

I'm in for the next one.

I'm Barbican way, so if any of you lot want to meet central let me know.

I'm in, Silverlink all the waaaay.

ben, come, i will give up my seat!!

6.15 @ the green on the green?

What time is the booking? There, as in sat down eating?

6.15 @ the green on the green?

Give or take, maybe 20/25past....

6.15 @ the green on the green?

Swift one at 6 Murts?