Man Flu

I only take days off work when I am actually incapable of doing my job which is almost never.

I usually take days off when I actually have a job to do, which is almost never.

If it's man flu you don't take a day off.. it takes you.

I had a SA boss who was a total twat and she complained when I was laid up as I phoned in late to say I was ill, I went to my friendly GP got signed off for two weeks and phoned up and asked them not to hassle me ;p

I usually take days off when I actually have a job to do, which is almost never.

You must be the healthiest person on this site ;p

You must be the healthiest person on this site ;p

On a serious note, I'm still waiting for the ultrasound to exclude the cancer. Fucking NHS.

You must be the healthiest person on this site ;p

On a serious note, I'm still waiting for the ultrasound to exclude the cancer. Fucking NHS.

go private....... go back to Poland you'll get the results back in a day, remember cash is King

go private....... go back to Poland you'll get the results back in a day, remember cash is King

What cash? I have Pista cranks to buy and still have to pay Tel for the gruppo.

So die,

Someone buy my bikes of eBay when my wife lists them, promise :-)

Someone buy my Wife of me :-)

Photos and how much mullah?

gahhh. flu.
gahhh.

just noticed the reeeeeeeeeeeee-ness of this (couldn't see the superprecise vid at work).

How do I know if I have man flu or swine flu?

Do you oink?

How do I know if I have man flu or swine flu?

According to my dear mum they are the precisely same thing.

Do you oink?

I think so. It could just be a cough though. It is hard to tell.

Have you a sudden urge to roll around in shit?

First dose of man flu for ages this morning.

Voice sounds like I smoke 40 Marlboro Red a day, and a nose that makes me look like Rudolph and which Heathrow are using to navigate planes around.

I have every intention of sharing my misery today with as many people as possible, just so'as you all know.

**** herrrrrrrrrrrr choooooooooooo ***

I'm pretty fucked.

Had a sinus infection for the last six weeks that had me producing more weird shit than the Ghostbusters special effects department and made me go deaf.

Now the crap has crept onto my chest.
Having my first day of sick in years.

Feels brilliant actually, just drinking tea, hacking up crap and writing.
Not indulged myself like this for yonks.

What I want for Christmas is a long, debilitating illness with very vague symptoms. You know, a general malaise, something like that. Then I can take to my bed and not get up for about three years.

Bliss.
Marcel Proust had the right idea...

Sounds like you need antibiotics?

Definitely. The lurgy that's been going round is quite nasty, I had it for a few weeks. Girl at work got infected sinuses and the doc gave her penicillin which seems to have sorted it out.

General Lucifer, you want post viral fatigue. I had it once over Christmas and New Year and my usual lazyness was entirely justified, as well as between Christmas and New Year off without using any holiday =)

Just get really really run down then pick up a nasty bug, that'll do it.

Go to work; collapse; win sympathy.

Most places won't dock you a day sick if you show up and they send you home.

Following my own advice, I've made it in but not collapsed yet. May not make it tomorrow...

..and as for sympathy, around here it can only be found in a dictionary, somewhere between shi*t and ...

My sincerest sympathy Clive, I've got flu again (first time since March) and have still got 2 bruised ribs, not a good combination. Sneezing, coughing, blowing my nose, everything hurts like f*ck.

I was confined to my bed for most of christmas, much better now but still nowhere near 100%... More like 50% fit...