Nothing can convince her otherwise, my lovely fixie skidder friends, the health benefits, the cameradery, the great outdoors, that I cross london faster by bike than he BMW z4 or anything else.
There are some words that make my heart sink, "Darling, I have been thinking...." this phrase generally precedes her trying to fire me, or point out one of my many character flaws that may be fatal to our ongoing relationship. Most of her conversations that start with the dreaded words tend to be revolve around cycling. I have tried to point out that our relationship is generally going well until she starts thinking, she generally believes it's going well apart from the cycling.
Dancing Jane is positively bike phobic.
Nothing can convince her otherwise, my lovely fixie skidder friends, the health benefits, the cameradery, the great outdoors, that I cross london faster by bike than he BMW z4 or anything else.
There are some words that make my heart sink, "Darling, I have been thinking...." this phrase generally precedes her trying to fire me, or point out one of my many character flaws that may be fatal to our ongoing relationship. Most of her conversations that start with the dreaded words tend to be revolve around cycling. I have tried to point out that our relationship is generally going well until she starts thinking, she generally believes it's going well apart from the cycling.
Fucksticks.