Bike porn

+2.71828183Spyker is totally Pengy, clearcoated fillet brazing on the Kajak looks rank, Cervelo is not a porn build even if you like the frame, and it definitely has too long a headtube to look decent with bullhorns, the Storck is just another ugly weightweenie and nobody would ever post that Carlton in porn if they weren't clueless noob inflicting their readers' wives on us.

Dang, worse than pie?