My wife's just been admitted to hospital with 2 black eyes and a fractured jaw, apparently I misunderstood her when she told me she wanted decking in the back garden.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
My wife's just been admitted to hospital with 2 black eyes and a fractured jaw, apparently I misunderstood her when she told me she wanted decking in the back garden.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.