I won't line in the hat

then just spit on your shoes

Ok, I am going to try that first.

nothing knee jerk now, be sure you are wearing a cheap pair

I am going to put my 'puddings' on, not my 'mains'.

No one wants to shit in their going out pants, if you know what I mean.

big white space

Is that Anne Widdecombe or Bruce Forsythe?

big white space

calibrate!

Is that Anne Widdecombe or Bruce Forsythe?

Getting close (but neither), not sure what software you used, but you need to press harder.

big white space

Lady.

calibrate!

You tell 'em, the uncalibrated bastards.

Mind you, on one of my devices I see:

As much as I respect Hill he's eukaryotically in the wrong camp.

still nothing

still nothing

Portatoshop

Still chromosomally wrong.

drank more still white.

Is this a racist thread?

Bingo !!!!!!!

Cash prize to Rod.

: )

Photoshop or SuperEyes™ ?

drank more still white.

Is this a racist thread?

All threads are racist.

Photoshop or SuperEyes™ ?

:) Neither - crappy laptop screen folded backwards revealed all...

I did have to google "Ken Dodd in female form" to jog my memory though - it led me to this...

http://www.inthenews.co.uk/news/ministers-admit-smoking-cannabis-$1110587.htm

:) Neither - crappy laptop screen folded backwards revealed all...

I did have to google "Ken Dodd in female form" to jog my memory though - it led me to this...

http://www.inthenews.co.uk/news/ministers-admit-smoking-cannabis-$1110587.htm

As much as I love the dreadful old hypocritical, self-excusatory pig of a vicarious authoritarian drug abuser - to say nothing of her cock happy sexual mate who steals tax payer's money to rent out wank clips - I would never go as far as to say she looks like Dodd.

Well not much.

Ok, a little, but only her head.

I missed nothing.