Cycle Parking in Cambridge?

. I had stupidly left it in a dark bit opposite Trinity College whilst the fair was in town (police tip off not my prejudice) ;)

So let me get this straight , the old bill blamed you for getting you bike nicked by parking your locked bicycle in a dark place opposite one of the most prestigious (and richest)colleges in Cambridge when there was a fun fair within a mile radius.

   Maybe they should ban funfairs if they give them so much work , if they actually gave a flying fuck about bike thefts.