Hyperbole

Well, I get paid to post here. Don't you?

I see it right here. This is all a viral advert for Guinness, right?

I'm the only real person in here, aren't I?

I'm a real life master of marketing. I only market for causes I back, cos I'm fussy.

So I doubt I'd market for Tynan!

Tynan's a fucking master of marketing.

He makes you market for him.