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Chickpeas cause poison gas, not funny-voice balloon gas. You are welcome to fill your children's, and your children's children's balloons with chickpea methane instead, of course, although this will perhaps make you slightly less of a hit at their parties :(

Pah - elementary mistake (did you see what I did there?) - you totally underestimate how much of a complete and total failure I am at their parties now!