Spotted...

I don't want the south london backstreets clogged up with hipsters..

oh alright, its not as direct but much nicer and cuts out Clapham altogether.
From Clapham Norf.
bedford rd, clapham park rd, abbeyville rd, cavendish rd, fernlea rd.
I pop out at Balham station, but you can also cut across Tooting Bec Common - Vee and Jay know what route better than me.

I only generally use it when going South though, I just ride get over it on the ride North.

Past my house. [waves]
Why do I never see any of you? Will have to stalk a bit better.

NB on Abbeville last night the immense brightness of my light caused 2 cars to give way to me, presumably thinking I was a motorbike. I enjoyed that.