Spotted...

a pedal-mashing, rugby-socked, fluro-vested mountain bike-riding twat blasting though the non-existant gap between me and my girlfriend as we were pulling away from the lights at the top of st john's street nearling toppling both of us. we shouted "oi!" in unison and inm return he gave us the finger over his shoulder as he rode off. total cunt.

Did he look like this?
Careful now...