Spotted...

labia major and minor - aka adoulbeflaps in richmond park this morning

so has max shredded another job?

is his career a courier in tatters?

It isn't a public question you ponce. Ask me directly or fuck off >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

An absolute conch riding an 80s blue Rossin from New Oxford St to Old St roundabout just now, weaving around literally every tiny hole, dirt mark and drain like he was in the Super G. Just so you know, people weren't eyeing up your RayBans, fashion beard, leather gloves and riding beard. They were looking at you because you were riding like a complete dickhead. I hope you heard me call you an idiot, but you had headphones in.

A fashion beard and a *riding *beard at the same time? The mind boggles......

Saw a blue low pro, and guess what? singlespeed with front brakes.

it's pretty common now which is frightening.

Couple of hours ago, somewhere in a hilly bit of Streatham, an old lady who looked about 70 or so gamely riding her ss Dutch shopper up a hill with about a 50 degree angle. With a full shopping basket in the front. I'm only 28 and I couldn't do that.

Yes you can.

you just need to undo the stitching on your skinny jean.

Yes you can.

you just need to undo the stitching on your skinny jean.

And risk my trendy friends laughing at me when I get to the coffee shop?! I dunno man, sounds a bit dangerous to me.

^pow

Dancing James on the phone at RP cafe this morning "ah-ha-ha she sounds like she gargles **** for breakfast" whilst ashen faced mums pretend not to hear him. Lulz!

Noice fucking bike mang!

Kid on a bike with no back tire near the Hackney road, well good for skidz innit.

Bespectacled geezer Saturday afternoon cycling north on Brixton Rd on a Cinelli MASH

Almost got cliveo squashed under a bus as I yelled from the front of the walkabout in temple. Cutting a striking figure in the morning sunshine mister O.

hangs head in shame

pisti in brixton. nice t talk to you man

Spotted: Myself mixing up 8:00pm with 18:00, therefore cycling past 6pts door 2 hours too early, then going on to punish myself with an ascent of Canonbie Road for such a level of idiocy. Now back home for my second shower within 60 mins.

how's the head and knee going Pascal?

loads of beer
loads of food
Load of fixed bikes,
loads of fashion beards,
Loads of rolled up jeans
Loads of deigner shades
Not all on the same bodies..! Bermondsey festival today...

head is fine, leg is a bit worrying. It's my shin, actually, and it's the same spot cramping where I had problems after DD. Don't know why, only doing my 10 miles each way every day, usually, but I have the suspicion that break falls on that leg have something to do with it, as it had a nice deep purple color in places. Funny enough it feels like the SPDs are making it worse. Not enough float or something. Just ordered some Speedplay frogs.

stop being a ninja?

once this month's over, we should do some south of london stuff.

:)

A fashion beard and a *riding *beard at the same time? The mind boggles......

Gah, in my rage I typed 'beard' instead of 'gloves'. I often have this problem...

Mortgage offer on the doormat this morning.

Dancing James commenting on my trackstand whilst joining Commercial Street about an hour ago. Followed by his own wobbly version at the next lights and then riding no-handed, rather ironically, until just before Look Mum No Hands.

Good to see you. Have a good night sir.

dancing james doing a wobbny trackstand on my bike outside the red lion theatre tryi ng to impress dancing jane

Hope she enjoys riding the blue

I saw DJ on Berwick Street last night... I ignored him (oh, the delicious irony) and continued onwards to the John Snow where hilarity ensued...
#closecall