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Max, having seen your quick wit in action in conversation I cannot imagine you actually doing this in time.

It is not the kind of instinctive reaction that people would do in an emergency situation.

How many times have you slowed a bike like this?

Loads of times. Shut up you utter moron.

Max may think he knows how to deal with it. In reality it would be very different.

Not true. I've dealt with it before and you are obviously underestimating me.

James, is it so shocking that I can do something you can't? Grow up.