Monkey Tennis

Family Guy.

Inappropriate comedy starring Josef Fritzl.

Followed by Great Excavations with the same Josef Fritzl.

Star Trek.

The sky at night, but with Teenslain presentin'.

Shipwrecked.

Trials and Tribulations of andy.w on the Isle of Man

Cheggars Plays Pope

Keith Chegwin, not content with just being Twitters biggest joke thief, attempts to fool senior ministers in the Catholic church that he is indeed, the top man

Golfing with Squirrels

Bill Oddie tries to reduce the number of non native Grey (gray) squirrels by inviting a host of celebrities to play golf.
afterwards Heston Blumental uses the tenderised corpses to produce a variety of nutritious meals for under a 5er, recipes on Ceefax.

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To Catch a Footballer

In which a variety of WAGS set up internet forums and lure in unsuspecting footballers to meet with prossies and other such vices.
The Daily Mail/Sun and Jeremy Kyle are on hand to deliver swift justice.

Brand New Man/Woman.
In which legendary lothario Russell Brand meets recent post sex change operation patients, and hilarity ensues.

A goof and the girl.

In which Michael Cera meets a fit girl, and proceeds to act shy and eventually gets her.

Teeterlegs Jackson

Action series following the exploits of a volatile 4ft black private detective who insists on wearing stilts 24 hrs a day.

1. Fuck This Castle Bullshit. Investigating the theft of an antique suit of armour, Jackson becomes insanely angry whilst trying to negotiate a cramped spiral staircase.
   
   

Inside Chess

Immersive form of televised chess, where the action is seen entirely from the point of view of the White King while the commentator speaks from the King's perspective, voicing in particular his scorn for the Black Queen, whom he considers to be little more than a whore.

Harvey's Bristol Dreams

East 17 wooly hatted warble gnome Brian Harvey goes on at length about his long held ambition to move to the west country.

Double Curling

Coverage of the World Championship from Trømso, where teams compete to slide a colourful oversized puck along an ice rink whilst frantically scrubbing with brooms and shitting themselves.

Harvey's Pistol Dreams

In this show the lovable baked potatoe muncher witters on about his ambition to form a Sex Pistols tribute act

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Harvey's Whistfull Breams

The Walthamstow wonder has a relaxed fishing trip, and recounts fondly his pop star tales of yore.

Harvey' Gryst With Cheam

He may live in a house of love but the half pint songster doesnt much like the Surrey town of Cheam and wants everyone to know why.

It Only Takes a Minute Girl

Documentary investigating soaring underage pregnancy rates in Manchester. Presented by Gary Barlow.

How to flog a dead horse.

Discussion show with David Cameron and Nick Clegg.

Political

THe Muppets version of Planet Earth with David Attenborough:

Planet Earth IN SPACE!

Challenge Object.

Object, in a catsuit and a helicopter, he finally gets to slap the peolpe on the list.

Wigans Wills

A depressing look at what the recently deceased from Wigan have left behind for their loved ones.

Balki Street

Like Sesame street, but funnier.

The Fresh Prince of Herne Hill

The fresh faced RPM raps his way through another track season.

I've Got Leprosy, Get Me Out of Here!
Luke 17:12

Gareth Malone's Extraordinarily Gender-Stereotyped School For Boys
While the boys have fun, the girls sit in a dusty classroom doing dictation. Meanwhile, Gareth and the rich middle class right wing parents circlejerk over a Golden Age of Britain that never actually existed.

That programme actually does make me quite angry. And disappointed.

K'avanagh Laugh?
James Kavanagh QC invents ridiculous cock-and-bull stories to defend his clients.

When we were kids my mate was convinced that Silent Witness was about a dog that witnessed loads of crimes but couldn't tell anyone about them.

Diagnosis/Murder

Medical phone in with our very own DFP.

See no evil hear no evil.

Reality TV recorded in the corridors of Westminster.