101 wankers

On my way home tonight I got two wankers on a scooter making "Orrite darlin'!" kind of noises at me every so often. I was almost home when they started driving very close to me, then the guy on the back reached out and tried to grab or hit me. I did a bit of a swear/swerve/speedy burst, then they fucked off ahead because there was a car behind. Said car pulls up next to me as I'm shouting and shaking my middle finger and (for some unknown reason) trying to catch up with them. Guy leans out of the window, and I expected he might ask if I'm alright. No. He says: "Well, you do have a nice arse."

classic mistake, he should have started with empathy got your number and used the "Well, you do have a nice arse." when you're relaxed on the sofa and vulnerable to his charms.