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@Lars_Engstrum
Hello all sanctimonious single cog/sprocket/free-wheel utilizing Homo-Erectile beings,
Hope you are all well (unless of course you are one of those derailed individuals who dreams of lying on a railway track so the 19:27 to Southampton can put an end to it all?
This fate could well befall the fellow on a blue more modern Genesis than my own work iron? Running a single Free-wheel and inexplicably some tri bars? (48*17 maybe it provided somewhere to air has ravaged small lungs after he was absolutely decimated on a chromosomal, nucleic acid shame rag by Lars_Engstrum last week going down the up and down near Portslade.
Lars, who having earlier smoked a reasonable 'sports joint' prior to going to work on his white Flyer
was not exactly pushing the ' stamped addressed envelope' quite unexpectedly a bambi with rickets legged individual siddled up alongside (siddle in this case meant him nearly crucifying his blood cell oxygen carrying capabilities to the point of almost extinction) once I had stopped admiring the great black backed seagull flying overhead and noticed this affront to my man dignity, I responded with a massive heave of nucleated mega energy, leaving me accelerating past and into the future.
See you later Mr Phillpott..... they dont have weetabix where your going..
Night....
Lars