Boris Bike Alleycat

James, terrific idea.

Bank.
Boris-Tank, and sponsored by a bank.

how about "Cunt"

Can't Punt?

"Boikes"

This suggestion isn't getting plaudits it deserves

bojo babi?

boris johnson barclays bike

I served boris in the pub last night. He drank a whole bottle of red and I overheard him say

'The Berk from Dunkirk, that's rather good, isn't it?'
'I don't think that's racist, at least, it's not libelous'
and
'Marina, I want to get really drunk'
I should have asked him if he'd do you a groupsave deal for the alleycat

Do we have enough people registered for the bikes to make this a goer?

I have not registered, are they open to casual users such as tourists yet? If so I am sure if we dressed like tourists and spoke in foreign accents the police would let us off most indiscretions.

A recreation of the London Calling video on these monstrosities could be hilarious.

i'm registered and down for this. woot.

James

I was planning something along these lines. Have some ideas and have had some discussions. Let's speak. I am back in London late tomorrow.

fools seldom differ!

friday look mum no friends possibly?

I fly back from a gruelling five days in Monte Carlo late tomorrow. Friday is Louisa's 20th birthday. Have work dinners Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Fly to Florida for work on Saturday.

Perhaps we should speak by phone!

Great plan james i'm well up for it and helping organise especially since the velondon drag race has been postponed

LMNH friday?

im well up for this also

+1, but how would you do it if you just want a key for this, choose the 24h access for £1?

do you mean this Friday, cos if so nobody who isn't registered would be able to get a key in time...

LMNH friday?

no

discuss organisation

i would be massively up for this

It takes up to 4 days to get the key, I've just ordered mine as I want a go on one of those tanks anyway.

Cheapest way is £1 for 24 hours + £3 key charge so £4, but you obviously get to keep the key.

I know feck all about organising alley cats though, maybe someone with more experience could advise?

discuss organisation

ok, this rather bad joke of an idea looks to have legs

cliveo, skydancer and myself will have a conflab and see what we think is appropriate

Excellent =)

I do like the idea of everyone on the same kit, it should separate the men from the boys.

I will be near the back of the boys, obviously.

Got my key and it dropped thru the letter box landing on the mat 2 Days after registering

have key and inclination. friday doesn't work for me though.

superb idea..... and awesome photo of Jan Lammers in that T5

i wanna play!