Worst (hilarious) injuries

A mate of mine got shot in the cock in Afghan.

No, really.

In through the jap's eye, bounced around his pelvis and out through his buttock, without hitting anything vital. Could of been in a wheelchair or dead, but nothing to show for it but a scar on his arse and pins and needles in his foot where the nerve got damaged.

Very lucky, but nobody ever believes him!

Please show us the path it took: