Look at this numpty

Probably as much as bosses at LA Galaxy have paid him to stay off it!

They may well secretly rather he stayed on it........I'm assuming they're insured....

He always look's like someone else has dressed him

Brakeless? No foot retention? Crap shorts?.....
and flip flops

He always look's like someone else has dressed him

Someone else does dress him. I've dressed him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1311313/David-Beckham-tries-geek-chic-bicycle-shopping-Romeo-Cruz-Brooklyn.html

Not wanting to defend a footballer but he's only just bought it whilst shopping for bikes for his kids. It's going in the back of a car..

That looks cool and all,, right up to the point when grandma Edna pulls out into the intersection with the 2 ton blue hair mobile. Game over.

I cant see a bag which may contain any foot retention so he probably will be riding it as it is (shop owner probably though over paid twat I'll show you).

2 Kids bikes + 1 Adult bike. $10,000 (chi ching).
Pedal strike to the Achilles. Priceless. No wait $20M

Classic comments from Tom, Cat and Ian who are clearly quite confident in there technical opinions which is odd as they are well, wrong. Apparently the brakes are 'in the pedals'.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1311313/David-Beckham-tries-geek-chic-bicycle-shopping-Romeo-Cruz-Brooklyn.html#comments

I have spoken to those in the know, and he built the bike himself and was just wheeling it to the shop to get fitted up with shoes and clipless pedals. Still brakless though.