Since no one has answered the OP's actual question of 'Do Nice Bikes get Knicked?' I have to tell you son that no, only the dirty ones get knicked. Then they get smeared. Sometimes suspenders are involved, sometimes a whip. It's also something best done in the privacy of your own east london abode. Moustaches definitely help, especially if you are filming it.
Since no one has answered the OP's actual question of 'Do Nice Bikes get Knicked?' I have to tell you son that no, only the dirty ones get knicked. Then they get smeared. Sometimes suspenders are involved, sometimes a whip. It's also something best done in the privacy of your own east london abode. Moustaches definitely help, especially if you are filming it.